1 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:06,107 [music playing] 2 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:10,978 [kitchen noises] 3 00:00:11,079 --> 00:00:13,281 Like all great chefs, I pride myself 4 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:15,283 on being part a hard ass. 5 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:16,817 But I guess congratulations are in order 6 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:20,354 for being the only students who did not drop my course. 7 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,356 Congratulations. 8 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:25,759 You have offended me deeply. 9 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,728 Would you really work for this guy? 10 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:28,796 Absolutely. 11 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,664 He has three, one word name restaurants-- 12 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:33,601 Twist, Affected, and can't remember the name of the third. 13 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,469 - Pretentious? - Yeah, that's it! 14 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:39,140 Your future careers as chefs depend on your final test. 15 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,374 But to get to where you're going, 16 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,810 you have to know where you've been. 17 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:45,246 So your final test will be to replicate 18 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,715 your mother's signature dish. 19 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,917 What's your mom's signature dish? 20 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:53,621 One no-- inconsistently salted, wildly overcooked. 21 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,524 Um, Tom? 22 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:57,725 Are you done? 23 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,560 Or do you want to judge the plate it's on as well? 24 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,095 Well, I wasn't going to say anything. 25 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,597 But the plating is all wrong. 26 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:04,965 No offense, mom. 27 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,800 I'm just trying to hone my palate 28 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,102 for my final cooking exam. 29 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,937 It must be hard to do with your foot jammed in there. 30 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:10,838 You know what? 31 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,206 It's OK, Jessie. 32 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,342 I don't mind a little constructive criticism, 33 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:15,743 especially if it helps Tom pass. 34 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,111 I'm glad you feel that way, mom, 35 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:18,679 because I have to replicate your signature dish 36 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:19,847 for our final exam. 37 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:20,748 Oh! 38 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:22,916 Tom that is wonderful! 39 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,618 You can make my potato latkes. 40 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,154 We'll get started right away. 41 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,522 Great, because I have a few ideas of my own. 42 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:32,160 But isn't the whole point that you have to replicate my dish? 43 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,394 Hash browns are a bit of a misfire. 44 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,065 What? 45 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:41,435 [theme music] 46 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:46,540 THEME SONG: Can't we find a way that we can be together? 47 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,978 is there any way that we can be together? 48 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:55,849 And oh, by the way, baby, do you love me? 49 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,319 Yes, I do. 50 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,754 Yes, I do. 51 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,223 Yes, I do. 52 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,263 OK. 53 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,398 Oh, just wait. 54 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:13,167 Oh, you really don't need to tip me, ma'am. 55 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,402 Tip you what? 56 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:16,637 Tip me money? 57 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,406 Why on earth would you call me ma'am? 58 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,874 Oh, because my mom always told me to be respectful. 59 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,976 And since you remind me so much of her, I thought-- 60 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,077 OK, just stop. Go. 61 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:25,379 - OK. - Go. 62 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,280 OK. 63 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,649 Go. 64 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,851 Sweet kid. 65 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:33,621 Not funny, Phil. 66 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,155 And didn't you say that you were going 67 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,758 to clean up around here today? I mean, what do you think? 68 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:40,728 That the garbage is going to take itself out? 69 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:41,629 My bad. 70 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,967 I'm sorry, baby. 71 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,068 I'm having an off day. 72 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:53,674 What the hell was that? 73 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,843 That, my friend, is a "my bad." 74 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,511 Accepting complete responsibility 75 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,080 that renders arguing futile. 76 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,449 Is it that you started drinking early 77 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,750 or just that you never stopped? 78 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,051 Both. 79 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:04,952 Hey! 80 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:05,919 Watch it! 81 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,288 My bad. 82 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,723 Don't worry about it. 83 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:10,624 Oh. 84 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:16,129 The first time someone calls you ma'am, 85 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,165 you realize that the world sees you differently 86 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,567 than you see yourself. 87 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,670 Like being at a party and finding out 88 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:25,273 that your dress has been bunched up in your underwear 89 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:28,242 the entire night-- 90 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,611 and then someone posts a picture of it on Facebook. 91 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,512 Oh! 92 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:34,047 Oh, that's terrifying. 93 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,617 Well, this place is exactly what the doctor ordered. 94 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,818 Me and Eva come here all the time. 95 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,753 The staff are super cute and flirty. 96 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,289 They know how to make a girl feel appreciated. 97 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,956 OK, but you're a married woman. 98 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,425 - I'm not dead inside. - Mm. 99 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,193 Flirt a little. It's fun. 100 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,195 Nah, not a chance. 101 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:51,499 There's my favorite waiter now. 102 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:54,234 Oh, he's adorable. 103 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:58,639 His face says, hey, and his hair says what's up. 104 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,542 Maybe I will flirt a little. 105 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:02,443 Just don't call me mom. 106 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,416 What's the secret to a really good latke? 107 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,951 I'm going to go out on a limb and say being 108 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,486 able to switch on the stove? 109 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,456 A starchy potato-- the starchier the potato, 110 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,491 the crispier the latke. 111 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,227 What if we substituted the potatoes and onions 112 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,529 for [inaudible] and shallots? 113 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,664 Make it more exotic, a little sexier? 114 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,900 But the assignment is to replicate my signature dish. 115 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,138 And my signature dish is like a warm hug. 116 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:32,072 Hm? 117 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,041 Would you rather my hugs were sexy? 118 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,844 Please don't make me answer that. 119 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,312 Ben! 120 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,480 I just cleaned this floor. 121 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,882 What are you doing? 122 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:45,185 My bad. 123 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,320 OK. 124 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:50,324 Just be more careful, sweetie. 125 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,258 Where are you going? 126 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,060 Oh, I'm ready for the test, mom. 127 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,863 These latkes, you know, they're part of me-- my heritage. 128 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:59,367 But I haven't shown you how to grade the potatoes. 129 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,870 Don't you just run them up and down the grater? 130 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,037 [laughing] 131 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,940 I guess I should formally introduce you two. 132 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,241 Jeff, this is my-- 133 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,710 My partner, Tara Marker. 134 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,711 Really nice to meet you. 135 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,145 Nice to meet you. 136 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:15,549 Any lab partner of Jessie is a lab partner of mine. 137 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,884 That was stupid! 138 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:17,785 Oh, no, Jeff. 139 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,520 That was sweet. 140 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:20,521 And adorable. 141 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:22,155 Hm. 142 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:25,025 Can I maybe get a little, you know, whipped cream in this? 143 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:25,926 Of course. 144 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:26,827 Me, too, please. 145 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,067 I can't believe it. 146 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,536 She cockblocked me. 147 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:36,870 My own mother! 148 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,473 How dare she stop you from cheating on your own husband? 149 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,375 Oh, come on, Tom, everyone flirts. 150 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:42,676 Besides if I did something wrong, 151 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,844 I wouldn't be telling you about it. 152 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,278 Right. Hey, hold on! 153 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,180 Then she tells me the reason the waiter 154 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,083 is ignoring me is because I don't put it out there. 155 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,052 What am I supposed to do put on hot pants and fish nets? 156 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:52,953 Holy crap! 157 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:53,854 Could you? 158 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:54,855 Be serious. 159 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,824 Look, there comes a time when we get 160 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,091 to be better than our parents. 161 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,027 When the student surpasses the master. 162 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,162 Whether it be modernizing an old family 163 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,632 recipe, or out flirting your mother. 164 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,567 You do realize what you're telling me to do here, right? 165 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,368 Same thing I'm going to do. 166 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,003 Stop settling for second place. 167 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,505 Step out of your mother's shadow. 168 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,541 So you're going to hit on your instructor? 169 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,208 If I have to. 170 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,109 Mm. 171 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,310 This is missing something. 172 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:20,080 It's lacking a certain menage a trois. 173 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,815 You mean je ne sais quoi? 174 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,150 Comme ci, comme ca. 175 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,718 I'm thinking I'm going to deconstruct it. 176 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,620 This dish is going to be like nothing you've seen before. 177 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,921 Is that bacon? 178 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,557 Yeah, I thought I'd give it an amusing little twist? 179 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:30,458 You're Jewish. 180 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,492 That's what makes it amusing. 181 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,263 I mean, the mere fact that I found something 182 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,666 useful in that sleep-addled brain of yours 183 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:39,900 is cause for celebration. 184 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,101 Careful. 185 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,570 All this sweet talk's going to give me diabetes. 186 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,071 My bad works like a charm. 187 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,739 I'm never going to argue with Judith again. 188 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,775 Whoa there, cowboy. 189 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,943 My bad isn't some cheap catchphrase 190 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,345 you could throw around 24/7, like what's up, 191 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,782 dude or I love you. 192 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,651 It only retains its power in small doses. 193 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,853 Hey, I'm cool. 194 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,689 You chill down. 195 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,491 Off-- you chill out. Off-- out? 196 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:04,391 It's out. 197 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,030 You will have one hour to prepare your dishes, 198 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,833 at which point, they will be graded based on authenticity. 199 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,202 You have any questions, the time is now. 200 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:18,939 And remember, there are no stupid questions. 201 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,273 And by no stupid questions, I mean 202 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,409 I have no patience for them. What are you waiting for? 203 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,310 Chop! 204 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,378 Chop! 205 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,147 I must say, I was a little surprised you wanted 206 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,249 to bring me back here so soon, and with so 207 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,518 much makeup and cleavage. 208 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,553 Well, I just wanted to make sure you forgot 209 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,287 about that cute young delivery boy who 210 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:38,892 called you ma'am at your house just the other day. 211 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,762 Thanks for the reminder. 212 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:42,996 Hello again, ladies. 213 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:43,897 Hey. 214 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:44,865 Hi. 215 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,700 What can I get you two to drink? 216 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,101 [in unison] I'd like a-- 217 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:52,606 [laughter] can you get me-- 218 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:53,641 Tell you what. 219 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,576 Why don't you decide who goes first? 220 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,477 OK. 221 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:58,512 Let's start with you. 222 00:07:58,612 --> 00:07:59,412 Excellent choice. 223 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,022 What the hell is that? 224 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:09,923 Good morning, Phil. 225 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,592 Oh, I know. 226 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,593 I found it online. 227 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,527 I couldn't resist. 228 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:14,562 Dammit, Ben. 229 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:15,796 I know. I know. 230 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:16,930 I don't usually wear t-shirts. 231 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,632 But it came free with a bumper sticker. 232 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:23,837 [laughs] Eh? 233 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,306 Good news-- your job is done. 234 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,542 Bad news, mine isn't. 235 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:32,279 Ladies and gentlemen, the touching round. 236 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,649 Believe it or not, I actually hate failing my students. 237 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,218 So I brought someone else to do it for me. 238 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,252 Meet your judges. 239 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:54,401 I wasn't sure who was paying, so I printed separate bills. 240 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:57,771 It was great meeting you, Tara. 241 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,672 Good. 242 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:05,145 I sure hope it was worth it, getting all dressed up, hon? 243 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,047 He wrote his number on my bill. 244 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,049 Does that mean I can start calling you mom again? 245 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,155 I present to you, my deconstructed yucca 246 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,991 and shallot latka, with organic sour cream 247 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,727 and balsamic reduction. 248 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:22,229 If you reassemble the components in your mouth, 249 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:25,866 it should taste just like yours. 250 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:26,767 Mhm. 251 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:32,706 Ooh. 252 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:44,551 Based on authenticity, what's your verdict? 253 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:48,622 In appreciation of Tom's creativity, 254 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,358 I'm going to deconstruct his grade. 255 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:56,697 A-F-I-L, which if you reassemble the letters 256 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,266 in your head spells fail. 257 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,534 [laughter] 258 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,503 Are you a single mom? 259 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,313 So how was your day, dear, huh? 260 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,282 Send anyone to jail? 261 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,416 Not today, honey. 262 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,251 But sometimes you have to make tough decisions, 263 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,552 don't you, honey? 264 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,189 Like, if a petty thief stole bread to feed his family. 265 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,490 Now that would be a tough decision, 266 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,759 but you'd have to send that person to jail, right? 267 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,828 It's small claims court, Judith. 268 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:31,665 Were you shoplifting? 269 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,566 What the hell was that? 270 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,535 I was just doing my job. 271 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,037 Your job is take care of me. 272 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:37,938 You're my mother! 273 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,639 Oh, so now you want my help? 274 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:40,674 Uh, help with what? 275 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:41,574 Oh, she didn't tell you? 276 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,576 Mom failed me. 277 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,012 - I love you, mom. - Judith? 278 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,146 You failed Tom? 279 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,614 I had no choice. 280 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:48,949 He didn't do the assignment! 281 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,217 I outdid it. 282 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,319 It was everything your latke is and better! 283 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,186 Oh. 284 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,287 How do you fail latkes? 285 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,588 They're Jewish French fries. 286 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,790 Not the way I make them. 287 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,926 And that is exactly why you failed. 288 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,127 I'm sorry, Tom. 289 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,763 But you were supposed to replicate my dish exactly, 290 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,663 and you didn't. 291 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:04,564 I didn't fail you. 292 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,566 You failed yourself. 293 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,468 Oh. 294 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:12,105 [running upstairs] - What? 295 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,707 Eat! 296 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:14,975 She failed me, Jess. 297 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:15,909 My own mother! 298 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,277 Oh, I know, sweetie. 299 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,412 And she did it in front of a guy you most want to work for. 300 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,647 Thanks. 301 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,282 For a second there, I forgot it was actually worse 302 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,851 than my mother betraying me. 303 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,018 What are you going to do now? 304 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,486 Astronaut, I guess. 305 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,488 I mean, I'm afraid of heights, but you don't really 306 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,990 fall down in space. 307 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,491 - That's not what I meant. - I know. 308 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,826 Repeat the class? 309 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,694 You know, someone gave me some really good advice once. 310 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,064 About how you have to break away and show your parents 311 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,598 you're forging your own path. 312 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,368 I thought I told you to go out there and out slut your mother. 313 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,435 Exactly. 314 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,937 This isn't about the test. 315 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,506 It's about establishing your culinary identity. 316 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,209 It's time to step up to the plate, 317 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,144 and knock it out of the park. 318 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,080 You brought a wooden spoon with you to bed? 319 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:53,947 It's called foresight. 320 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,784 Don't ruin the moment. 321 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:01,621 [rock music playing] 322 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,959 [inaudible] 323 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,395 Phil? 324 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,031 Quick question about third party my bad. 325 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,533 If Judith is mad at Tom, can I say Tom's bad? 326 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,434 What, Ben? 327 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,635 No! 328 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,537 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 329 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:21,141 Told you. Come on. 330 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,609 [claps] My bad. 331 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:26,746 Mhm. 332 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,448 Tell me again about when you failed Tom. 333 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,349 Did he cry? 334 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,650 Oh, Wendy. 335 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,519 I think your mother wants to put that behind her now. 336 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:33,653 He did cry, though, didn't he? 337 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,925 Good morning, Dad, Wendy, harsh judge woman. 338 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,292 Breakfast is served. 339 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:42,062 Jessie, you can just put the maple syrup mousse over there. 340 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,563 Well, I've already made breakfast. 341 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,365 If you can call it that. 342 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,335 Now the quality of the cook is discovered in the eating. 343 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,736 Which with the Bellows prefer? 344 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,671 Really, on my home turf? 345 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,842 Can't take the heat, mom? 346 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:55,742 Dig in. 347 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,444 Oh, boy. 348 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,779 And why are you wearing hotpants, young lady? 349 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,548 I want to be hotter than my mom. 350 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:02,749 OK. All right. 351 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,217 Wish I hadn't asked that. 352 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,118 Wendy? 353 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,289 So? 354 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,223 They're still eating. 355 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,124 They can make a decision. 356 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,961 Ben? 357 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:18,498 Well, I would just say that Tom's stuffed French toast 358 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,399 is a revelation. 359 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,668 Aw, cheesy, so good. 360 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:25,105 A maple syrup fluffy thing, the subtle flavors, 361 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,274 it's genius. 362 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,575 But I definitely have to pick Judith. 363 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,809 What? No! 364 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,379 Toms are way better! 365 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,415 Way better for you. 366 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:40,620 [doorbell rings] 367 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,222 Mm, breakfast! 368 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,660 - Hi, Jessie. - Who is it? 369 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,761 Jeff? 370 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:49,662 Hi. 371 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,663 What are you doing here? 372 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,032 - Following my heart. - OK. 373 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:52,933 One second. 374 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,401 It's just the mailman! 375 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,304 [whispering] Let's just go over here. 376 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,739 Um, Monica, there's latkes! 377 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,841 And there's weather outside, too. 378 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,746 Wow, delicious, Tom. 379 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,948 [laughs] 380 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:08,949 Mail's here. 381 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,918 I'll just go check that, excuse me. 382 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,185 Still think I should have failed? 383 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,192 She failed Tom? 384 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,693 Yeah. 385 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,762 God, I love her. 386 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,696 Did I read you wrong? 387 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,266 That depends on how you read me. 388 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,868 Like, you were flirting with me at the cafe, right? 389 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,637 Oh, Jack, I think you're really nice. 390 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,005 And I think you are, too. 391 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,407 Unlike the last woman I dated, who stole from me. 392 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,442 She cheated on me. 393 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,876 She even-- she even tried to kill me. 394 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:37,777 Wow. 395 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,146 Yeah, kind of-- 396 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,348 I'm allergic to peanuts, and she made those snickerdoodles. 397 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,515 Uh huh. is this yours? 398 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,550 Do you want to get out of here? 399 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,751 Oh, yeah. 400 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,553 I know a charming Latin bistro. 401 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,454 You'll just love it. 402 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,355 Great! 403 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,456 Drive. 404 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:53,526 [car engine starts] 405 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,894 Phil! 406 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:58,198 How many times do I have to tell you not to put the milk back 407 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,732 after you've drained it! 408 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,734 Oh, my bad, honey. 409 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,036 OK, you know what? 410 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,106 I am so sick of this my bad crap. 411 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,008 The next person that says that to me 412 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,777 is going to get a knee to the groin. 413 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,145 Oh! 414 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,046 [door slams] 415 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,281 Way to go, Phil. 416 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,515 You ruined it. 417 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,288 [knocking on door] 418 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,023 Hummus. 419 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,191 Thought you might be hungry. 420 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,359 Obviously had a few leftovers. 421 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,295 I guess I got a bit carried away back there. 422 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,629 Ah, come on. 423 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,797 It was brunch. 424 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,732 Not in Normandy. 425 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,035 Besides, you know it's not easy on your mother, either. 426 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,103 She started it. 427 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,870 Yeah, because you invaded her space. 428 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,339 Imagine what it would be like if your mother 429 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,408 took over your terrain. 430 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:44,277 OK, we're going to go with-- 431 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,645 Tom's mom. - Yo! 432 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:46,546 All right! 433 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,781 [cheering] 434 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,617 She failed me. 435 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:54,054 It's like she's trying to stop me in my tracks. 436 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,588 Tom, you got to remember. 437 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:59,726 Every parent wants their kid to excel, to succeed on a scale 438 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,194 greater than they ever did. 439 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,729 Except-- when it actually happens, 440 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,431 it's not always that easy. 441 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,067 Well, what do I know? 442 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,802 None of you are better than me at anything, really. 443 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,771 Thanks for the encouragement. 444 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,641 Anytime I can help, Tom. 445 00:16:14,741 --> 00:17:00,453 [music playing] 446 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:06,426 [dialtone] 447 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:11,898 [telephone ringing] 448 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:12,965 911 Tom. 449 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,168 I need some rescuing, and I need it now. 450 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,004 Is your life in danger? 451 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,172 I'm on a date. 452 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,409 Tell me about it when you get home. 453 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,811 I hate how much he trusts me. 454 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:30,117 [dialtone] 455 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,519 Mom? 456 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,986 Mom? 457 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,388 We need to-- talk. 458 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,289 It's not liver-- 459 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,290 it's foie gras. 460 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,260 [laughter] 461 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,994 Hello, Tom. 462 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,896 Chef Carver, what are you doing here? 463 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,132 I invited him. 464 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,467 Said I had a cooking emergency, so he rushed over. 465 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,802 And that is completely innuendo free, 466 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,204 in case you thought otherwise. 467 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,339 I-- I didn't. 468 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,606 I did. 469 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:58,411 Oh. [laughs] Chef Carver has agreed to retest you. 470 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,679 Do you mean right now? 471 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:00,647 No. 472 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,648 I can come back. 473 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,849 Sure, why not? 474 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,018 I have three restaurants to run, courses to teach, 475 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,355 and a couple of seasons of "Mad Men" to get through. 476 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:11,291 So, really, whenever you are ready. 477 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:15,495 Tom, I have been raving about your stuffed French toast. 478 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:20,032 So why don't you show Chef Carver what you've got, huh? 479 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:23,069 Actually, there's a better dish I'd like to try-- 480 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,638 my mother's latkes. 481 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,440 Perfectly crisp on the outside. 482 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,042 Hm. 483 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:33,613 Tender inside, with a succulent bite of onion, 484 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,582 and an assertive hand in herbs. 485 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,016 Hm. 486 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,519 A D, minus. 487 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,388 D minus? 488 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,555 But you loved me-- 489 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,456 uh, it! 490 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:44,391 True. 491 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,558 But most students do not get a do 492 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,494 over in their mommy's kitchen. 493 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,395 Whoo! 494 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,830 Is it me, or is it hot in here? 495 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,098 Mom, Mom, it's OK. 496 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:52,999 That's a pass. 497 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:53,933 [whispers] I passed. 498 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,302 Oh. 499 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,104 You know, Judith, what you did for your son this afternoon 500 00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,006 was very sweet. 501 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,040 I totally misjudged you. 502 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:08,915 Told you you'd love this place. 503 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:09,982 - I love it. - Yeah. 504 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:10,883 You're right. 505 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,084 Must a little Spanish, too. 506 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,620 Hello! 507 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,255 Hi. 508 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,024 So you invited your lab partner on our date? 509 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,926 Jeff, here's the thing. 510 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,060 She's my mother. 511 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:21,994 You're kidding! 512 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,596 Aw, thanks. 513 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,831 But no, I am. 514 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,133 So you two have been lying to me the whole time? 515 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,201 No. No. 516 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,002 I wouldn't say we were lying. 517 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,371 So you are lab partners. 518 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,372 OK, we were lying. 519 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,273 But just about that. 520 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,707 So you do like me? 521 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,276 And that. 522 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,278 It's not that I don't like you. 523 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,413 It's just that I like my husband more. 524 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,314 You're married? 525 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,515 Yes. 526 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,552 Which, although shocking, does not count as a lie, 527 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,786 technically. 528 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,389 Well, for what it's worth, I'm not married. 529 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,523 - So you're single? - No. 530 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,058 I've been living with the same man for as long 531 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,294 as you've been alive. 532 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,628 You're very bad people. 533 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,630 You're hurtful, bad people. 534 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,132 Jeff, I'm sorry. 535 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,705 Well, can't all be happy endings. 536 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,841 Well, more champagne. 537 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,443 I'm sorry, Mom. 538 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,412 I took you out to make you feel better, and in the end, 539 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,913 I made you feel worse. 540 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,615 Are you kidding me? 541 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,216 He thought I was in college. 542 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,151 I feel great! 543 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,587 Let's never fight over men again. 544 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,055 We are far too competitive. 545 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,491 Not to mention, married. 546 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,025 Well, you're married. 547 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:26,926 [laughing] 548 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,396 [glasses clinking] 549 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,437 [in unison] Look, I-- 550 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,311 All my life, I wanted to be like you. 551 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:48,114 Well, not the bridge, shopping, or sleeping with Dad part. 552 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,983 But watching you cook, the way you feed people, 553 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,552 take care of them-- 554 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,453 poetry. 555 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,587 That's funny. 556 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,456 That's how I describe your French toast. 557 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,329 I'm just glad Chef Carver has a crush on you. 558 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,530 Oh, Tom, don't be silly. 559 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,698 He just wants to have sex with me. 560 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:09,836 One plate of latkes, coming back up. 561 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,970 You killed my bad, Ben. 562 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,706 And I feel terrible about it. 563 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,442 Hey, it was just so easy, you know? 564 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,077 Oh, I know. 565 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,479 Look, I insist that I make it up to you. 566 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,947 That's how terrible I feel. 567 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,450 I don't want to talk about it anymore. 568 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,751 [music playing] 569 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:25,652 It's all good. 570 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,155 Wait! 571 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,223 What did you just say? 572 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,626 It's all what? 573 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,428 So let me get this straight. 574 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:36,996 Your mother flirted with your teacher 575 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,531 so you could get a better grade? 576 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,333 It's hard out there for a pimp. 577 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,402 Especially when you don't come rescue one of your girls. 578 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,270 You understand why I couldn't come help? 579 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,505 Mommy issues. 580 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,239 Everyone has 'em. - If they're lucky. 581 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,140 [music playing] 582 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,742 (SINGING) You want love. 583 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,911 But you fear it. 584 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:55,815 Your attention- it shifted. 585 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:59,719 You summed up the feeling. 586 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:03,890 With a symbol, dismiss it. 587 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:12,298 What you gonna do [inaudible] believing. 588 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:16,202 'Cause our love ain't easy. 589 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:20,440 It changes the season. 590 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:25,040 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0